7 December 2005
BENFICA 2-1 MAN UNITED
Ginger nuts scored his 2nd champions league goal in three years (that's how long he's been past it) but he almost tripped over his own feet when putting away Neville's centre. Geovanni equalised with a spectacular low diving header. Another Nelson cross lead to the winning goal, Smith headed out as far as Beto and his fiercely struck shot deflected off Scholes past van der Sar.
Taggart is toast at the end of the season. I bet the Glazer's aren't looking forward to the annual report. This is the beginning of the end folks. There's always FC United of Manchester.
Attendance : 53,000
Assists : Neville, Nelson, n/a
VILLARREAL 1-0 LILLE
Attendance : 21,000
Assist : Font
22 November 2005
MANCHESTER UNITED 0-0 VILLARREAL
Attendance : 67,000
Assist : n/a
LILLE 0-0 BENFICA
Benfica's goalkeeper is named Quim. For those who don't know Quim is a slang term for c*nt and that's what this group is, a boring Quim.
Attendance : 40,000
Assist : n/a
2 November 2005
BENFICA 0-1 VILLARREAL
Attendance : 30,000
Assist : ?
LILLE 1-0 MAN UNITED
Attendance : 35,000
Assist : Tafforeau
18 October 2005
MANCHESTER UNITED 0-0 LILLE
Attendance : 60,626
Red Card : Scholes 63 (Manchester United)
Assists : n/a
VILLARREAL 1-1 BENFICA
Riquelme 73 (Pen)
Manuel 77
Riquelme gave Villarreal the lead with an extremely dubious penalty. Manuel scored a fantastic equaliser. He intercepted a clearance by juggling the ball
off his chest then hit a right foot volley which dipped over Viera in the Villarreal goal.
Attendance : 21,000
Assists : Sorin (won pen), n/a
27 September 2005
MANCHESTER UNITED 2-1 BENFICA
Miccoli and Simao wasted chances to give Benfica the lead. Possibly the World's most useless striker, Nuno Gomes, helped Giggs free kick past his own 'keeper with his arm. Simao equalised with a brilliant free kick. van Nistelrooy robbed Benfica of what would have been a well earned point when he pounced on a deflection from a corner.
Attendance : 67,000
Assists : n/a, Miccoli (won fk), n/a
LILLE 0-0 VILLARREAL
Attendance : 35,000
Assists : n/a
14 September 2005
BENFICA 1-0 LILLE
Attendance : 30,000
Assist : Mantorras
VILLARREAL 0-0 MAN UNITED
The match sucked monkey balls so Kim Moron Nielsen, never one to miss an opportunity to grab the headlines, sent off Rooney. He was booked after Alvares
dived under minimal contact and as he clapped for the award of a yellow card KMN gave him another.
Attendance : 23,000
Red Card : Rooney 65 (Manchester United)
Assist : n/a